Aiyaz Saiyad Khayium is fond of attacking New Zealand, and all his little loyal followers moan about how Wellington has got its ties with Suva ... and wow is us, Fiji is becoming part of China.
Here is a little piece of news: Aiyaz's mum is leaving Fiji and guess what, she is not going to China or India or anywhere that suggests she might be "Looking North".
No, Aiyaz's mum is coming to live off the New Zealand taxpayer. She has permanent citizenship in the country.
And she is welcome here; perhaps she can carry the word home to her son on Skype that the rest of the world thinks he is an idiot.
Funny thing though, as Mum was shuffled off to New Zealand, a couple of beach front plots on Naisoso Island were being purchased - for a couple of million dollars apiece - in Mum's name.
Methinks she will be living in Mt Roskill while son, and that lovely soul with the boat, will he hanging out on Naisoso.
So is the burden of fighting corruption in Fiji.
ARTICLE COURTESY OF MICHAEL FIELD