Oilei ragone, Bubu is hopping mad ! These water cuts and power cuts are RIDICULOUS! Basic things like being able to wash babies pikini and showering the makabuna is a massive undertaking these days. Not the mention the daily cost of just living and making ends meet ! In this day and age, it is a disgrace !
In only 14 months, our Fiji has been taken to it's knees by these people and we the people are being made to suffer for the greed & love of power and money of only a handful of people hiding behind the gun. What cowards!
It has been very painful observing all of the disgraceful behaviour of the puppets in this illegal regime every day, so much so, I don't know whether to laugh or cry and pull my (now white) hair out!
As there are too many things going on all at once to comment on, I've decided we have a rampant disease in Fiji that I can only liken to a whole bunch of mad cows continuing to go berserk ; frothing at the mouth in the pursuit of personal vendettas and evil political and powerhungry agenda's.
From an economic & business standpoint, the iIG don't much have a clue. There are basic everyday commonsense tenets governing business, economy, professionalism, diplomacy, relationships, civil liberties etc. that are being ignored, abused and trodden on everyday by these people in Fiji - where does one start to begin commentary ? (PS : Kudo's must go to fellow Fiji Freedom Bloggers who have kept the movement of information alive : http://solivakasama.wordpress.com/ , and http://tardwatchfiji.wordpress.com/ , and http://fijidemocracynow.com/ - keep it up fellas and keep yourselves safe from the military cyber Darth Vader's)
So by analogy lets give it a go, shall we ?
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell the lot and retire on the income.
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
AIY-ASS' S CORPORATION: He has two cows. He sells one out, and forces the other to produce the milk of four cows. He accuses the media for it's demise but hires a team of expatriate consultants to place the case before the courts to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
MAMA BERNIE'S CORPORATION: She has two cows. She redesigns them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produces curd and whey instead of milk. She creates a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' resplendent with pearls and markets it worldwide. Retires to Dubai.
TELENI'S BUREAUCRATISM: He has 2 cows. One cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells out "Bullseye"! He shoots this one, and milks the other then throws the milk away claiming it was milk of amnesia ...
AH KOY'S CORPORATION: He has two cows. He re-engineers them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves with all proceeds going to Cowtec Koy Corp ........... with the help of a "bang-just like that" Chinese "soft" loan.
THE PRESIDENT'S CORPORATION: He has two cows but he doesn't know where they are. He decides to have a sleep.
SHYSTER'S CORPORATION: She has 5,000 cows. None of them belong to her. Half are sick and dying. She takes all the benefits of having them but writes a report to the dying cows accusing them of causing themselves to be ill, threatens the owners with claims they do not care for aboriginal cows in Australia ; and is behind the plan to ban the IBA as they wished to investigate her claims that evaporated milk comes from thirsty cows.
NAWALOWALO/GANILAU CORPORATION: They have two cows bought for 2c and $50 respectively. They have 300 people milking them. They claim that they have full employment and high bovine productivity and kill the journalist who plans to report the real situation.
MAHEN'S CORPORATION: He has two cows called Paisa and Rajendra. He worships them as he believes his cows could really jump over the moon, like in the nursery rhyme, if it got a really good run at it.
FIRCA-ISM: They take 2 cows from you and call them Gold and Water; then shoot you.
YABAKI-ISM. He has 2 cows. He gets confused which one is which so he has more whiskey.
MAVANA CORPORATION: They have no cows. Everyone thinks they have lots of cows. They tell you that they have none but no-one believes them so you isolate them and tell Vodafone to record all their phone conversations. ... mu mu mu mu mai .... They STILL have no cows but they will still fight for cows rights to be part of a democracy ....
KAILOMA CORPORATION: You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers down the club
KUIVA CORPORATION: You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.
BAINI'S SURREALISM: He has two giraffes. Chaudary & the Military Council (ie. the iGovernment) requires him to take band conducting lessons with Lewenski in China followed by brain surgery in India.
FIJI iTAUKEI CORPORATION: Your Indian neighbour has two cows. You have a coup. Now you have two cows. You kill one for the lovo celebration.
FIJI INDIAN CORPORATION: You have all the cows. You have a coup. You keep the cows and also grab the land to put them on.
A FIJIAN ARMY CORPORATION: They have two cows. They count them and learn they have five cows. They count them again and learn they have 42 cows. They count them again after a phony bomb scare interruptus ordered by Ops scares a group of women learning how to write proposals and a peaceful public seminar ; ...... and learn they have 2 cows. They stop counting cows because Bainimarama said they can count them until the cows come home. They ask Driti to read between the cows.
