Monday, June 22, 2009

Fiji Regime afraid of Young People and their views



The military regime's utter incompetence at running the country is the direct result of the military adaptive strategies of self-deception, which on one hand tries to suppress negative thought and feelings but unfortunately promotes an elevated platform for illusions that are deemed 'positive' but so full of lies, it's amazing we aren't all blinded by now.

It is obvious that the Military nutters are growing more paranoid & more schizoid by the hour. Afraid of the humble pen.
Afraid of the humble religion.
Afraid of young people.

What next ?

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Veovle's Rebubliki (isa o keda)

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

It's all about the Ramarama

SCENARIO : 2014
PROCLAMATION
: The President made me
do it

Friday, May 15, 2009

Fiji Military TV Channel Preview

SNEAK PREVIEW - Fiji TV Poropoganda Channel .. to be aired May 30th, 09.
Tune in at 8pm EST for this not-to-be-missed Documentary.
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Fiji Military VavaArmoury Documentary - Part I on the life of his Esteemed Majesty BhainiDai: Presented by Avenai de Whammie

Good evening people of Fiji.

The rate at which The most honirable, his elexensi, his majesti Common-dor LMAO, FFS, BDOE and OFB, Voreqe's Military shoes have to be replaced with new or rebuilt shoes varies widely under diverse climatic conditions.

(Sound of birds tweeting) ..... In the tropics of the SouthPacific, however, two pairs of shoes last, on the average, only five months, especially if the Commondore needs to run very fast down tapioka laden slopes under stress inducing mortar and gunfire..... (sound of heavy tweeting)

The replacement rate is not constant. It varies with the terrain, the weather and the type of warfare, and many other factors. It must be estimated before he and his loyalist troops even land on new territory such as in the hills of Naitasiri ... (sound of weeds tweeting) or on the porches of Methodist Churches or even within the confines of the Hot Bread Kitchen stores.

It must be revised constantly to reflect actual requirements. Nine years ago in the Veiuto Theatre of Operations each soldier required, on the average, two new pairs a year.

By the events of 2002, this requirement had doubled and changed with the character of military operations with the
main operations of the junta having moved northward toward the tiled & comfortable corridors of government buildings, indeed you could say ah- ah- ah- - uhm , our hard working men are easing their way out of the jungles and into more corporate climates.....(sound of tea ladies tweeting) In this paradigm shift, the soft soled boot will replace the jungle boot.

The distribution system for supplying soldiers at fighting fronts is like a pipeline to and from Div Damodar's back entrance ... (sound of pathetic tweeting). And it must be kept filled with enough widely varying sizes of shoe- from size 3 for Talei MatavaHari ...... (please use HEAVY air brush on tweety image) to size 15 ½; from quadruple A to sextuple E width for someone like his lordship, the esteemed hard conking Police Commish Telenisona ... ....

The Quartermaster supply point must not find itself all out of the most common size-9D-and at the same time loaded up with odd sizes like 7AAA or 13B. Those are, by the way, oddly enough, the sizes of the kosa balls now stored in case of hard times coming soon....
...... (images of Kanala Diripi signaling tweeting Army truck into supplies area loaded with kava root)

It is envisaged that in Suva soon, Regime corporals with the aid of ten cobblers imported from Mumbai and China will be soon repairing more than 4,000 pairs of shoes a month for Army personnel - we estimate that this will not only assist in employment growth figures for Meli Bainimarama's stats dept, but we will be returning to service every month more than 10,000 pairs of shoes for junta personnel in the Army, Navy, FICAC, FIRCA, FNPF, AG's office, the Juidiciary, and not to mention at FIU an estimated saving of 30,000 square feet of leather....
(sound of Mary Bainimarama tweeting)

These figures do not include upwards of 4,000,000 pairs of repaired, salvaged, and unserviceable shoes which are not suitable for further military use and have been made available to various agencies for distribution to needy civilians that make up the 40 % of our population in squatter settlements and Sir AhNaDa Koy's villages on Kadavu.

END .. (
And this brings us to the end of our first garogaro hour. Join us again same time same place tomorrow .. tweet tweet.)

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Cuzzie Bro's


Thanks to a correspondent, we feature an excellent cut-to-the-chase Editorial Comment from a newspaper in rural New Zealand (click image to make larger) making comment about our cuzzies in Aoetearoa coming here to meet their thuggy cuzz's ... sending all the wrong messages to the average citizen as it will be used by the junta as propoganda ..... as the makabuna say when they dance to their rap music videos and poke their fingers up in the air so they look like they have celebral palsy - it's bro'ocrasy Nau !

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Rabaka's killers set loose by Fiji Military Regime

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Fiji: no justice for Sakiusa Rabaka

In January 2007, a month after the Fijian coup, a group of young men were detained by the Fijian army on suspicion of buying marijuana. They were taken to a military camp where they were stripped, beaten, and forced to rape one another for the amusement of soldiers. One of them, Sakiusa Rabaka, was beaten so badly he died. In March, eight soldiers and a former police officer were sentenced to four years' imprisonment for their role in the killing. But word is now emerging .... that thanks to the military's abrogation of the constitution, those murdering torturers have been released.

And so the Fijian military protects its own. It's not the first time - Bainiramarama himself ordered the release of his son-in-law, Francy Kean, after he had been convicted of manslaughter for beating someone to death at a wedding. But the precedent it sets is astounding. Thanks to the coup, Fiji's military thugs are now above the law, able to beat, rape, torture and kill with impunity.

And the Maori Party thinks these people are merely "misunderstood" and that we should negotiate with them? Would they negotiate with the torturers of Abu Ghraib as well?

Thanks to No Right Turn.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

World Press Freedom Day Bula Style


Thanks to a faithful correspondent and to the cartoonist who shall remain ID-less for obvious reasons, this is our salute to those brave Fijian journo's on WORLD PRESS FREEDOM DAY (May 3rd) who are not able to report the news due to draconian martial laws in our land.