This trend was one that encouraged the systematic warping and twisting of the truth, of the law , of interpretations of the law and interpretations of the various legislation so that wrong was made to look right and right was bent to look wrong.
This was followed very closely by many bizarre actions, pronouncements and publications (eg. Shyster Shameems justifications of her mate Frank' actions) - an all consuming-poisonous diarrheic outpouring of what we know as pure propoganda.
This hasnt stopped, but luckily for some of us, we have been blessed by our Lord with the gift of independant thought and LOGIC which enables us to see through pure bullshit.
Teleni's latest gaffe indeed stamps us as truly up there with the most loony in history.
Anyway you know the story but I for one am so sick of it. And I know of thousands of our people that feel the same way.
All the daily bullcrap and the looney bizarre way of thinking these people operate in. It has got to the stage where they truly really believe their own crap, and its is so warped, it truly beggers belief.
Anyway, to illustrate my point, if there was a contest held at the sorry institution that is currently the Fiji Military Forces Officers Mess for officers to submit theories on ANY subject the following results are what I believe would illustrate my point . ie the highly un-evolved and warped state of "logic" these people believe to be their truth :
Below are the winners:
COL Driti 3rd RUNNER-UP
Subject: Probability Theory
If an infinite number of Fiji Military Forces men riding in an infinite number of Niranjans Rental utes fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs between Suva and Nadi , they will eventually produce all of Fiji's great literary works in Braille. ________________________
COL Epeli Ganilau 2nd RUNNER-UP
Subject: The Mechanics of Pressure
Listening leads to Yawning which is Contagious.
I yawn to equalize the pressure on my eardrums.
This pressure change outside my eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they then yawn to even out my pressure.
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CMD F. Bainimarama 1st RUNNER-UP
Subject: Motion Mechanics
The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation in the Fijian interior.
A simple analogy is as follows.
If you watch the interim Attorney General spinning around very fast, as he does quite often these days, you will notice that his rate of spin increases when his arms are brought in close to the body.
Using this analogy, you will observe that the cutting of these Fijian tall poppies may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast which is why we have to keep moving forward.
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COL Lewnski Band Bugler
HONORABLE MENTION
Subject: Fijian Consonants
The quantity of consonants in the Fijian language is insignificant as they frequently travel and migrate.
If omitted in one place, they turn up in another.
For instance the CH in Lau turns up in Nadroga as an H. The Chinese will find it hard to learn Nadrohga.
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COL Teleni Ketepoke GRAND PRIZE WINNER
Subject: Sustained Motion
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when babakau is dropped, it always lands buttered side down.
Therefore my proposal is to strap giant slabs of hot buttered babakau to the back of 100 tethered cats, the theory being that the two opposing forces will cause the cats to hover, spinning inches above the ground.
Using the giant buttered babakau/cat theory, I could perpetuate a constant hoveration over SDL and Mick Beddoes with this sub-judice-terranean craft, which would not be considered inciteful since it would be spinning off the ground and therefore not in the Public Order domain (since it was off the ground).
