The Dictator and the Vuaka's

Last Monday, Mr Bainimarama self-imposed dictator in Fiji alighted out of his new shiny Pajero at the military camp in Nabua haughtily carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The security guard at the officers mess snapped to attention, saluted and said:

"Vuaka totoka (nice pigs) , sir."

The dictator snorted and replied:

"Luveni Bakola ! These are not just any vuakas. These are authentic Aunty Nur Bano Pedigree magiti vuakas bred especially for big chiefs of Kuiva like me.

I got one for Tikoitonga and one for Kaiyum."

The all-knowing guard again snapped to attention, saluted and said,
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"Excellent trade, Herr Dictator."