Bainimarama has Brain Scan

Voreqe B was worried about staring blankly at concepts so he went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan before going to the UN to glib talk with a tribe called Gee 77.5 that would help him with poison dart arrows for his people.

The doctor said: "Koman-da, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side."

Bainimarama interrupted, "Baarr ,what kind of Catholic Doctor are you? F... you - everybody had a whatsist to their brain. Don't be stupid - when's your visa expire again ?

The doctor replied, "That's true, Koman-da. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left."