Sep 15, 2008

Mysteries in Fiji

Bubu's Diary : September 15th, 2008

1. What happened to the Supreme Court decision on Qarase's case ? Why have the people of Fiji not heard this decision 6 months after the fact?
(Civil Action#. HBC 60/07 - Laisania Qarase & Others VS Josaia V Bainimarama that commenced 5th March, 2008 )

2. Why are the Police ducking and diving in regards to investigating the Treason charges laid by Fiji Citizens?

3. Why has Teleni flown out to India ?

4 comments:

Nero said...

Bubu every1 is ducking and diving and smelling their own da.

Teleni's gone to Idjia to get another cock-eye placed in his hernia so he can think better.

Anonymous said...

Did you hear what happened when Teleni was questioning three cross-eyed suspects ?

He turned to the first cross-eyed suspect, and said, "What's your name?"
And the second cross-eyed suspect said, "I wasn't talking to you," and the third cross-eyed suspect said, "I didn't say anything."

Anonymous said...

This is my theory why Teleni's gone quickly to India .

One day, Bainimarama was tending to his herd of military yes-men when he noticed that one of his senior men was now completely cross-eyed.

He called up the Urinary Doctor Surgeon friend of his who told him to bring in his man Teleni. The Doc took one look at him, stuck a tube up his butt, and blew into the tube until the his eyes straightened out.

The Doc charged Bainimarama a hundred bucks, and he went back to ruling the land happyily. About a week later, Teleni's eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time Bainimarama figured he could probably take care of it himself. So he called his 2IC Aziz over, and together they put a tube up Teleni's butt. Bainimarama put his lips to the tube and started to blow. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked Aziz to give it a try. Aziz removed the tube, turned it around, put it in Teleni's butt and started to blow.

"What are you doing?" asked the horrified Baini.

"Well, I wasn't gonna use the side that YOU had put your lips on."

Nastur said...

Now Josefa Baleiloa has died from beatings he sustained from Teleni's Police Force ..... and Police have said they havent decided whether to investigate ????? WTF ?

The demise of law and order in Fiji is nigh.

It did not matter that Jo was a criminal .. NO ONE DESERVES TO DIE LIKE THIS .....

Teleni must be brought to justice!!!
IS he being a coward running away to India now because of this ?