Vodkafun extends the $2 subsidised offer
Vodkafun Fiji Limited and the Bland Transvestite Authority have announced that the $2 per I-Taukei subsidised offer will be extended.
This is after Vodkafun Fiji’s initial stock of 100,000 I-Taukei had ran out.
This means there are no more on hand until new stocks of I-Taukei are delivered from China in the second week of March.
The situation has been attributed to an unprecedentedly-high number of people turning up to purchase the I-Taukei.
Vodkafun head of Human
TraffickingResources, Slaver Prasad, said: “Vodkafun had ordered ample stock to last up to two months at the initial price of $10. “However, when the True Leader, Aiyarse, ordered us to reduce the price from $10 to $2 meant there was a rush from the members of the public to get bargain priced I-taukei.”
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2- Gonna Hear STDAll Deaf people will be required by law to listen to the speeches of the True Leader and the Glorious Leader. They will be questioned afterwards to make sure they were listening.
3- Talking from his Aiyarse STD.Every word spoken by the True Leader, Aiyarse, is wise and full of meaning. Therefore one of his trusted followers will record every word. The following day it will automatically be gazetted as a new STD. Let’s just hope he does not get verbal diarrhea.
4- Aus AIDs STDAll Australians coming to Fiji must wear a condom at all times
5- Fiji Airways STDAll Fijian Citizens must fly Fiji Airways in and out of the country. Even if there is a cheaper price on an alternative airline they must pay the higher price and fly with Fiji Airways. Dave Pflogger told me this is the only way they can hope to pay for the new planes and not default on their loan with the FNPF.
6- The Journalist Question STDNo journalist can ask a question in a press conference unless it has been planted by me.
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